mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
vougehoren: ‘whats shipping’.. →
paradiseinmyeyess asked: hi, you havnt uploaded a pic of u wearing a giraffe print bikini have you?
rocketpowers: there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone just let that sink in